Red-breasted Merganser 1 & 2 are cleared for takeoff on runway zero seven . . .

When a gust of wind from the west makes your hair day go from bad to worse . . .

Alas, Harry could only watch as his lady swam off into the distance with her new suitor. Harry and his new buddy gave it one last go, but too little, too late. Maybe next time Harry, maybe next time. (2 images + video)

Harry gave it his all for the object of his affection. In fact, he went a little overboard sometimes with his courtship antics as you can see; it made him just a little wonky! And in spite of his efforts, he still got an earful from another lady (but he wasn't interested in her anyway). Still, Harry swam proud and elegant. (4 images and to be continued . . . )

Look at this jackwagon making his moves" says Harry the Hoodie, "but I'm pulling out my Jagger moves, they don't stand a chance!" (to be continued . . . )

"FFS, here comes the competition" says Harry the Hoodie, "and not just one but two more suitors, geez. I'm gonna have to up my game for sure." (to be continued . . . )